Monkey King’s been having conference calls at night recently. Conversation that took place following Plum’s bath tonight:
Plum: Is Daddy on the phone with India?
Me: No
Plum: Is Daddy on the phone with Spain?
Me: No
Plum: Is Daddy on the phone with Germany?
Me: No
Plum, eyes all lit up: Can I go talk to Daddy?!!!
Me: Yes
Plum: DADDY!!! YOU ARE NOT ON THE PHONE WITH ANYONE!! I am here to talk to you!