Monkey King’s been having conference calls at night recently. Conversation that took place following Plum’s bath tonight:
Plum: Is Daddy on the phone with India?
Plum: Is Daddy on the phone with Spain?
Plum: Is Daddy on the phone with Germany?
Plum, eyes all lit up: Can I go talk to Daddy?!!!
Plum: DADDY!!! YOU ARE NOT ON THE PHONE WITH ANYONE!! I am here to talk to you!