In the middle of the night, my husband came by my desk as I was wrapping up some work, looking alarmed:
MK: There is a dead possum in our yard. I believe our dog killed it.
Me, not fully comprehending the implication (rabies! blood gushing out! ewww!), but excited at the prospect of going outside to get some fresh night air: WHAT? Let’s go see!
MK and I walked out to the backyard and lo and behold, there was a small animal lying stock-still on the ground.
Me: How does one dispose of a dead possum? Do you think the police will laugh at us if we call them?
MK chuckled: Yeah, for sure. Maybe it’s playing dead. I’m not going to touch it.
After silently staring at this ugly animal for 3 minutes in disbelief, both of us crouching on yard chairs, we decided to come inside in case it was playing dead.
Me to the dog: I can’t believe you killed a possum!
MK to the dog: It’s ok, I understand. It’s in your nature.
Me to MK: but if she killed the possum, shouldn’t we have heard them? It was so quiet!
I examined the dog, and didn’t see any blood nor scratches on her. I fed her a Dental Chew™ as a test: if she happily chowed down the treat, she probably didn’t bite off any animal meat; but if she didn’t care for her favorite treat, then chances were high that she might have had a midnight snack (eeewwww!).
MK to the dog and me: Oh, good idea, she needs to clean her teeth!
She happily (might I add, lovingly) chowed down her treat.
Went back to the desk, googled “dead possum in yard”. Apparently, you leave them there for four hours in case it’s not dead. HA! So Monkey King was right.
I walked to the room with a view of the yard and turned on the outside light. A pair of beady eyes the color of squid ink stared straight back at me. Its head moved an infinitesimal millimeter, but I wasn’t sure if I was hallucinating, willing it to move so that we didn’t have to deal with a dead possum tomorrow morning. I called out to Monkey King to come take a look.
MK: oh yeah, the head is in a different position!
Me exhaling, turned to the dog: Wait, you just let a possum come wandering into our yard without notifying us?
Back to the desk, googled: “live possum in yard.”
Do you have possums in your yard? How do you get rid of them?
Also, 30 minutes later, the possum was gone.