How do you nurse a sprained ankle and knee,

Not to mention the ribs that are bruised and sore,

The answer is simple enough to see:

A fireplace, wine, and a movie, of course!

Because of this fall, by my last count,

The days I missed snowboarding: three.

Although I was tucked up safe and sound,

It was FOMO agony.

Although relaxing is a perk,

There is no denying that:

It’s much better to sweat and work,

And to have fun, to bat.

Poem credit: Plumster!