The Monki Dictionary: Inhale


inhale (inˈhāl)


the act of ingesting an almond crossaint after being on a 3-week cleanse (read: carb-free) program where the body pushes the said pastry as fast as safetly possible into itself.  Average time for inhaling a piece of pastry: 3 seconds.

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I am a mother, a wife, a physician and a scientist. This is a life style blog about recipe ideas to try out, fun events to check out, being a career woman, health concerns, parenting doubts and triumph, and all the silly and loving moments in between.
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2 Responses to The Monki Dictionary: Inhale

  1. camparigirl says:

    Hilarious! Did you feel all bloated after? Or just guilty?

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