The Monki Dictionary: Inhale

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Monki

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inhale (inˈhāl)

verb

the act of ingesting an almond crossaint after being on a 3-week cleanse (read: carb-free) program where the body pushes the said pastry as fast as safetly possible into itself.  Average time for inhaling a piece of pastry: 3 seconds.

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2 Responses to The Monki Dictionary: Inhale

  1. camparigirl's avatar camparigirl says:
    August 4, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    Hilarious! Did you feel all bloated after? Or just guilty?

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